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What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You.
  • Copypasta, but worthy. - - - -What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You. Tears For Fears: You have used whiteout on a pair of white loafers. Art of Noise: You have been paid to be furniture at a party. Pat Benatar: You have had three or more Superball bruises at one time. Air Supply: You have punched an arcade game hard enough to injure yourself. Eddie Money: You have eaten several Shrinky-Dinks on purpose. Bryan Adams: Your hair smells faintly like barbecue sauce. Dexy’s Midnight Runners: Your shower smells like Skittles and unfiltered cigarettes. Dead or Alive: Your pet smells like Goldschlager. Tangerine Dream: You have a half-full can of Sanka at the back of your cupboard. Devo: You have dissected a Nintendo game. Simple Minds: You have tasted a scented pen. Kajagoogoo: You have used AquaNet in self-defense. Limahl: You have used Nair in self-defense. Naked Eyes: You have almost been tricked into eating silly string on a saltine. Gary Numan: You own more than one pair of sock garters. Mike and the Mechanics: You have thrown a Rolodex at a raccoon or skunk. Peter Gabriel: You know what Fimo tastes like. Roxette: You have injured yourself with a Q-Tip. Madonna: Your bedroom smells like Midori. B-52s: Your laundry room smells like Midori. Richard Marx: You have woken up to a dog licking your hair. Wham!: You have made nachos while on ecstasy. The Cure: You have several bracelets or rings you cannot remove. Berlin: The last book you read used “countenance” as a verb. This Mortal Coil: You know the act, scene and line that “this mortal coil” comes from. Billy Idol: You own a piece of clothing that involves both argyle and leather. Robert Palmer: You have used “argyle” as a verb. Tommy Tutone: You have attempted to use a Polaroid picture as an ID. Rick Astley: You have used a hairnet as a handbag. Bangles: You have chewed gum while delivering a keynote speech or eulogy. Psychedelic Furs: You have worn sunglasses through an entire tooth cleaning. The English Beat: You have injured yourself while doing the Electric Slide. General Public: You have injured yourself while doing the Centipede. Madness: You have injured several bystanders while doing the Centipede. Men at Work: You wear shorts with boots at least once a week. Eurythmics: You have lost a mood ring in a hot tub. The Smiths: You have read aloud to a hamster, ferret, or turtle. Joy Division: You have been bitten by a cat while trying to dress it in period costume. New Order: You own several fish tanks but no fish. A Flock of Seagulls: You have destroyed a calculator watch in anger. Men Without Hats: You have accidentally dropped a pager into a tub of frozen yogurt. Nena: You have put a cigarette out in a piece of birthday cake. John Cougar Mellencamp: You have put a cigarette out in an industrial-sized jar of relish. Loverboy: You have eaten relish as a meal. Rick Springfield: Your wallet weighs over a pound. Falco: You have killed a fly with a program from Cats. Michael Jackson: You have exploded a beanbag chair by landing on it. Huey Lewis and the News: You are hanging from monkey bars in two or more successive class pictures. The Police: You have shattered a Rubik’s Cube with a rock. Sting: You have tried and failed to shatter a Rubik’s Cube with a rock. Big Country: You have a Highlander poster in a tube in the back of your closet. Soft Cell: You mouth the words when you watch Highlander. A-ha: You own a VCR with a copy of Highlander stuck in it. Survivor: You have cut a Nerf football in half to see what was inside. INXS: You have knocked someone over with an Aerobie. Thomas Dolby: You have used a laserdisc as a shaving mirror. Pet Shop Boys: You have woken up next to an empty bottle of Magic Shell. Mr. Mister: You have forgotten soup in the freezer and ice cream in the microwave on the same night. Wang Chung: You have a money clip with an amusement park logo printed on it. Bauhaus: You know what LARPing is. OMD: You have gone to a party dressed as a dark elf. Culture Club: You have woken up under someone who was dressed as a dark elf. Ministry: You have thrown up on someone who was dressed as a dark elf. Cocteau Twins: You have spilled Zima on someone who was dressed as a dark elf. Toni Basil: You have spilled Zima into a motel heating vent. The Pointer Sisters: You dot your i’s with hearts. The Pretenders: You are excellent at dodgeball. ABC: You were one of the first ten people in history to drop a cell phone in a toilet. Lionel Richie: You have shaved a word into your hair. The Cars: You have hit a whiffle ball with a fake lightsaber. Frankie Goes to Hollywood: You have woken up under your high school gym teacher. Joan Jett: You have woken up on top of your high school gym teacher. Simply Red: You have temporarily blinded someone by whipping your hair into them. Europe: You think Europe is Asia. Asia: You think Asia is Europe. REM: You minored in something. Cyndi Lauper: You have lost several silk scarves to escalators. Starship: You consistently pay for extra cheese at Subway. The Fixx: You have sunbathed in a suit. Phil Collins: You have worn shorts while accepting an award or diploma. Go-Go’s: Your favorite air freshener is Vanillaroma. Bananarama: Your favorite air freshener is New Car. Prince: You have used a hamster ball as a cocktail shaker. Depeche Mode: You have drawn Tintin or the Little Prince in the margin of a math test. Erasure: You have been caught kissing a copy of The Little Prince. Thompson Twins: You have been spanked with a copy of The Little Prince. Human League: You have been spanked with a VHS copy of The Neverending Story. The Clash: Your safety word is “Nicaragua.” Grace Jones: Your safety word is forty-seven syllables long. Brian Eno: Your safety word is “10011101.” Duran Duran: Your safety word is “Kim Wilde.” Kim Wilde: You have forgotten your safety word. <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-your-favorite-80s-band-says-about-you">http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what ... -about-you</a><!-- m -->
  • [quote]Men Without Hats: You have accidentally dropped a pager into a tub of frozen yogurt. [/quote] uh... no? never had a pager / don't like frogurt! <!-- s>__< --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/mad.gif" alt=">__<" title="mad" /><!-- s>__< --> this is BULLSHIT! but i must say ... men without hats put out BRILLIANT stuff between 1980 and 1987 (first EP + 3 albums) and had some decent stuff after... they broke up in 91 but came back in 2003 and i became a fan in 2002 so it was a thrilling time to come into them... flash forward NINE YEARS... to now! ... i've waited nearly a decade to see them live and this september it is finally going to happen! ... it won't be the same as seeing them Back in the Day but it is better than no thing! i wish i could convince more to check out ze hats but no one will ever believe! they'll just think of the hit song and them as a joke / novelty! /// depeche mode is really groovy too... so many good albums! even later years! and a-ha is quite under-rated / thought too much of a one hit wonder blunder! REM to me goes far beyond just an '80s' band... i mean come now! just recently i FINALLY heard the first 2 tears for fears albums and i don't know why i waited so long... good stuff!
  • Your qualms are not with me good fellows, as I said it's copy and pasted from a reddit link. It's suppose to be humorous, but you guys are super cereal.
  • Yeah, well, it is their board after all. I thought it was funny, and having grown up in the 80's, found some of them to be totally spot on. Like the Huey Lewis and the News one, about hanging from monkey bars in school photos. Josh Fernandez, all the way. I loved all the references that only people my age will get. But it IS McSweeny's after all (same generation as me) (we rock). (No, we RULE) (tee hee) Thanks for sharing!
  • Sorry for being a bummer, man. I actually understood that it wasn't your list, having read it. But hey, I guess I just don't see the humor in it; I'm not really into a whole lot of 80s music. As time goes on, I see more and more opportunities not to say anything, and I'm realizing this would have been one of those times. By the way: for Men At Work, who I do incidentally like, that's actually true for me. It's Florida, so I wear shorts. I'm outside a lot, so I wear old boots. <!-- s:lol: --><img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/lol2.gif" alt=":lol:" title="lol" /><!-- s:lol: -->
  • I hate 80's music, the worst decade of art (whether that be music, film, fashion) imho. What went wrong there?
  • Most music, film, art, fashion, philosophy...any cultural response and/or interpretation is transitory, time sensitive, personal and, frankly, political at its root. I have my personal reasons for despising disco and loving Depeche Mode and cannot, will not, defend either opinion. You know? I look forward to going blah blah blah with you tomorrow night!
  • I dunno, aside from a small handful of groups, the 2000s sucked pretty hard. At least there was grunge and good rap in the 90s, along with some other cool bands that don't fit into either of those categories.
  • rap is crap! the 00s were THE BEST! i'd say 00s > 90s >>>>>>> 80s > 70s > 60s > 50s and earlier music just keeps getting better and better!
  • Heh, totally. A lot of rap sucks, but there's some rap out there that's good and some that's really great. The same can be said for all genres of music, though.
  • and now we can start to get a handle on the 10s!

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