The art of the spam

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  • *snort* that's some weird shit.
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  • Sage. What?
  • What what?
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  • What a coincidence, I had that song stuck in my head this morning!
  • aww it doesn't have all the parts. I KNEW SOMBODY WAS TO POST THIS! didn't think I'd see the video though, thanks a bunch.
  • Thanks for setting it up for me lol
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  • edited April 2012
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  • want me to record it, Clawdy?
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  • So how is that spam? I wish we had more Rastifaari's on this board. Are you living the Rasta life?
  • no, I'm writing a paper on Rasta though. I didn't want to throw it into the drugs catagory because it's more a religious thing. I could live the rastafari life though. I would love to in fact. I've done vegitarienism, i am not a huge alcohol fan, smoke, reason, pray. I could get used to that
  • Can I move this out of the "spam I receive in applications for the board" thread?
  • edited May 2012
    I would! This deserves it's own thread or something.
  • YES! that must be why there is an application process. I thought this board was ritzy and hard to get into. I was surprised to get accepted actually
  • It was your GPA and application essay that sealed the deal, purp.
  • I got in because of my ACT score and a need for fishes here.
  • AH HA ritzy! YES! CUZ WE IS CRACKERS! Except for our halfricans and halfasians. OK, moving the rasta to a rasta thread.
  • i thought it was because my daddy's rich and my fine sister slept with the dean of G.O or somthing of that nature. Theres a rasta thread here????
  • I aint no saltine!
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  • in the future we'll ALL speak like this!
  • Clawed, you'll like the email of a recent spammer: ehegegehheheeh@gmail.com
  • I am a spammer? Do I have an email I don't know about?
  • I'm going to start using that to sign up for all sorts of stuff.
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  • I know now more about floor cleaning machines than I ever thought possible.
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